Hey and welcome everyone to my deepest and most intimate, SQUIRREL!!! Oh my gosh, that was SO close. Did you even see it? I was, oh wait, how rude of me, this happens a lot, where was I? Right, hey there Furiends! My name is, Billy (the Alpha Dog), but all my friends call me B.A.D Dog.
All my friends at the park and at GOfetch has been telling me that I should be writing down all the things that live in my head, but I get so……..come here you lizard! You think you can outrun me! I rule….see there I go again. I get so distracted. So let me tell you a little bit about myself. I live in the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen, Long Beach, CA. Here I run around and get into mischief with my most favoritist of things, my boy and oh yeah, his hoomans.
Everyone might say this, but I truly have the best boy in the whole wide world. And my friends?!?! Oh man, don’t even get me started! There are days that we just sit and talk about how good our life really is, well in between wrestling, digging, chasing and sleeping. My boy says I am a good boy all the time, but his hoomans say I’m a handful and most of the time they don’t know what to do with me.
So one magical day, they took me on an adventure to this indoor playground where I got to meet new friends! There were also other hoomans in the room that pet me and loved me and threw the ball. I thought I had died and gone to puppy heaven. I’m not very old, and I can’t read, but everyone kept talking about GOfetch. Whatever this GOfetch place is, I’M IN!
So yeah, back to the point of all this. I’d love for you to follow me on ALL my adventures with me, my boy, my friends, and I guess those pesky hoomans. Everything I do is a tail waggin good time, if I do say so myself.
I am SO EXCITED to have you join me!